Caption Emma Stone's Red Carpet Floaties

Adorable actress and burgeoning fashionista takes a risk in a pink Giambattista Valli frock, but these hip bags just aren't working. Write a clever caption about her getup and we'll post our favorite

UPDATE:

Traci Says: "In the event of a water landing, Emma's dress can be used as a flotation device."

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Emma Stone in a peplum Giambattista Valli dress and Christian Louboutin heels, at the Friends With Benefits premiere in New York City

We love us some Emma on the red carpet! The adorable redhead totally, er, pops in this red and pink frock, but we just can't get behind these inflatable hip bags. Kudos to the fashionista for taking a risk, but we can't help thinking these floaties belong at the pool, not on her dress.

What do you think of Em's daring look? Write a clever caption below and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page.