Ditch, Do or Marry: Fang-Bangers Edition!

We play our favorite game with some vampire-loving ladies

By Ted Casablanca, Natalie Wheeler Jul 16, 2011 12:53 PMTags
Nina Dobrev, Anna Paquin, Kristen StewartBILLY FARRELL / PatrickMcMullan.com/Sipa Press; Jason Merritt/Getty Images; Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage.com

We love us some scandalish (scandalous + delish) vamps, and trust, there's plenty of onscreen bloodsuckers to choose from.

So what about the livin' ladies who love them? They've got to be damn hot to snag a vampire, right?

Well, don't fret ‘cause we've handpicked three super-gorgeous fang-banger options for you. Decide which of these lovely ladies you would bite for funsies, wish for the True Death or turn to the vamp side to be with you forever and ever:

Kristen Stewart, Anna Paquin, and Nina Dobrev!

First up is the gal who started it all: Kristen Stewart. K.Stew made canoodling with vampires cool, after all. Team Edward, anyone? Our obsession with her relaysh with onscreen and offscreen lover Robert Pattinson shows this girl's got star power, but is it enough to bring this bad-ass girl home to mommy? Whatevs, Bella and Edward forever!

Then of course there's Anna Paquin, our favorite southern belle on our favorite TV addiction, True Blood. I mean, the girl gets to cuddle with both Stephen Moyer and Alexander Skarsgard. Uh, jealous much? In real life though, Anna's officially shacked up with Stephen, but the bisexual fairy babe still knows how to have a good time, trust. Just don't tell her you "own" her.

Rounding out the bloodsucker lovers is the brunette babe, Nina Dobrev. The Vampire Diaries hottie also happens to be cuddling up to her co-star Ian Somerhalder offscreen. Seriously, what's with the full-time vampire loving, ladies? Guess that's what happens when those alluring bloodsuckers are paired with such good-lookin' girls.

So which fang banger would you sink your teeth into and which would you set free?

Poll

Awful's Fang-Banger Poll: Who Would You Ditch, Do or Marry?

Which fangbanger would you kick to the curb?
Kristen Stewart: Brooding Bella doesn¿t do it for me
43.3%
Anna Paquin: Fairies are evil, serious!
23.8%
Nina Dobrev: That girl has way too much baggage
32.9%
Which fangbanger would you not be able to keep your hands off of?
Kristen Stewart: I¿ll be there when she gets tired of holding out for Edward
30.7%
Anna Paquin: She can have her fun with girls and boys
34%
Nina Dobrev: Can I join her love triangle?
35.3%
Which fangbanger would you lovingly call the old ball and chain?
Kristen Stewart: Bella can have my vampire babies
40.5%
Anna Paquin: We¿ll settle down in Bon Temps.
32.2%
Nina Dobrev: Screw vampires, I¿ll protect her against evil.
27.4%