Murray Close/Twentieth Century Fox
You've had your fun with January Jones.
You've called her performance in X-Men: First Class "terrible," "terrible" and "more wooden than a boardroom drinks cabinet." You've gawked at Lost cocreator Damon Lindelof's "Sucking at Acting" review. You've chuckled over Zach Galifianakis' "f--king be nice" admonition.
You have forgotten the golden rule: If you can't say anything nice about the Mad Men star, then don't say anything at all.
You need talking points.