The real trick of making it through Survivor is not living through rigorous physical tests on a supposedly deserted island, but actually surviving the close company of a gang of self-obsessed half-wits. Did someone say Phillip?
When faced with his detractors (meaning everyone), at least prickly Phil is able to defend himself with strength and focus. Unfortunately he did it while dressed like an Indian for a fourth grade Thanksgiving pageant.
And yes, there's more pageantry in store for you tonight when mighty Joel McHale brings his weekly load of Soup your way at 10 p.m. ET/PT.
And to hold you over 'til then, check out this little gem from Oprah...