You don't need to be a time-traveling cyborg to make a quick killing in the comedy world.
In the latest South Park, Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child scandal becomes the talk of the lunchroom, even if Butters doesn't really get that the Terminator isn't real and that Arnold's love child isn't planning to time travel to battle Skeletor.
As far as we know, anyway.
Of course, this show's scorn even scorches Maria Shriver a bit (um, hasn't she had a bad enough week, guys?), but thankfully Cartman comes in talking about penis size and the show moves on from there.