Adam Levine

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The Voice is sort of like the blind date of singing shows.

Coaches must decide if they want to mentor a contestant without ever actually seeing them. Then, when they spin around and their mentee is revealed, the person standing across from them isn't always who they were imagining. Sometimes they're older or younger or taller or fatter.

Or, in the case of Tim Mahoney, have more testicles than you were expecting…




Which is cool! Penises are cool. I have a penis. Some of my best friends have penises.

In fact, I think my therapist has a penis. I don't know for sure, but I'll find out tonight at my emergency therapy session I'm going to schedule in a second.

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