The Royal Wedding is over, and it's time to go back to disliking the British. Except for the Beatles and Benny Hill, of course. Now that you have some free time, let's dig into all that Soup you missed.
1. Christina Aguilera: The premise of the new show The Voice is basically the same as every other I-want-to-be-a-star talent contest, apart from the fact that the judges can't see the performers and must make opinions based only on, yes, their voices. Aguilera, however, managed to vector in a nice young man's crotch.