Not everyone was as lucky enough as the Beckhams, Joss Stone and Mr. Bean to make the über-exclusive invite list to the royal wedding, but hey, it's a small affair of only 1,900 of Wills and Kate's closest friends!
Sadly, we didn't make the list. And we're pretty sure you didn't, either. But don't feel bad! We used our super savvy Royal Name Generator to show which of your favorite (and least favorite) celebs didn't make the cut, either. And with royal names like these, it's shocking they won't be attending!
Duke Robert Heston Pattinsonskitt of Londonham
Baroness Kristen Eugenia Stewartton of Los Angelespool
Countess Sarah Prudence Palincott of Alaskaham
Baron Charlie Twicklethorpe Sheenberton of Los Angelesham
Duchess Lady Ticky Gagacott of Marspool
Prince Taylor Crispin Lautnerskitt of Los Angelesshire
Dame Ashley Calthorpe Greenecott of Los Angelespool
Baron Joe Fergus Jonasskitt of Los Angelesford
HM Queen Nikki Calthorpe Reedham of Los Angelesburgh
HM King Kellan Astrup Lutzskitt of Hollywoodshire
Duchess AnnaLynne Duckworth McCordham of Hollywoodburgh
Dame LeAnn Duckworth Rimesham of Malibupool
OK, so it's a no brainer why half this list didn't make the cut, but come on, Robert Pattinson! He's practically English friggin' royalty, already! And LeAnn Rimes is always so busy figuring out how the hell to make herself more (in)famous, we're stupefied she didn't at least tweet how she was trying to nab an invite to Westminster Abbey tomorrow.
But did you see the most shocking thing of all on this lineup?
Her Majesty Nikki Reed, while K.Stew only gets to be a measly baroness?
Sorry, but Lord Ted Twicklethorpe Casablancacock of Hollywoodshire is royally peeved over this one.