Which Pop Star Hottie Is Flashing Side Boobage?

Sometimes, the dress is so busy covering the front, it forgets to cover the side...

For this jet-setting superstar, Paris is more than the city of lights and endless romance.

It's also the place where she was photographed with serious side-boobage, her (probably) pretty expensive black dress failing to keep her left side completely covered as she lunched at Costes Le Restaurant.

So who's the Grammy winner whose twins just can't be tamed?

Why, it's Beyoncé!

The "Run the World (Girls)" singer has been vacationing in France with hubby Jay-Z since last week and apparently just couldn't contain her, uh, excitement about being in such a lovely locale.

And why not?

Mr. and Mrs. Shawn Carter are reportedly staying in a $20,000-per-night penthouse suite at the Hotel Le Meurice, easily big enough to accommodate all the recording equipment they checked in with, as well as Beyoncé's 6-year-old nephew Daniel, whom she took to Disneyland Paris on Thursday.

And the only thing noticeable about Beyoncé's ensemble that day, thank goodness, was the Goofy cap perched on her head.