Smoothie Move: Rainn Kidnaps "Pam"

Dwight from The Office hijacks his coworker's MySpace to pimp his new flick, The Rocker

When it comes to shameless self-promotion, the more shameless, the better. Which is one of the many reasons we love Rainn Wilson.

Currently, the Rainn Mann is on an all-out assault mission to pimp his goofy-looking new flick, The Rocker. To that end he claims to have kidnapped his Office coworker Jenna Fischer/Pam Beesly (and her MySpace!) and says he won't release her until we see the movie.

But he promises that, "As soon as the film grosses $18.7 Mil, she will be released and given a peach smoothie."

Usually, when people promote this hard, it means the movie's a stinker, but we're giving Rainn the benefit of the doubt because he seems like a special case, if you know what we're sayin'...

Read the full, hijacked MySpace blog here.