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Dear Ted:
I'm a Twilight fan like so many others, but there's something that really confuses me. People wait forever just to get a glimpse of the actors after they're filming and after a 12-hour day, they're upset that Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart & Co. don't smile and wave? How would that bring these fans satisfaction? And how can they hate them for it? Sure the actors are making millions—but a 12-hour day still feels like a 12-hour day. They complainers give all Twilight fans a bad name!
Embarrassed TwiHard

Dear Preaching to the Tired Choir:
That's what I've been saying! I'd love for some of these complainers to work for 14 hours straight in the freezing cold and then see what kind of mood they are in. Yes, fame comes with the territory for an actor, but if you don't meet these people in a fan friendly setting—like say premieres or promotional gigs—can you really blame Robsten and so many others for not being in a meet-and-greet mood?

Dear Ted:
Here's a Hunger Games casting question: What do you think of Robert Downey Jr. for the role of Haymitch?
N

Dear Big Get:
I'm totally into it! Unfortunately RDJ is a super hot commodity—not sure if a supporting role would be the kinda thing he would make time for.

Dear Ted:
I was watching the roast of Donald Trump the other night, and it reminded me how adorable Seth MacFarlane is. Was curious if he has or had a Blind Vice?
Courtney

Dear Fun One:
Why, yes, C, he has been a Blind Vice! A very amusing one, might I fittingly add.

Dear Ted:
Now that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have ripped off that Band-Aid and made the demise of their relationship official, who do you think is going to have the most career success? I know this looks like a no-brainer, but I think Jess may just surprise people. I believe she put all of her energy into prolonging the end of that relationship and it zapped her self-confidence and appeal right with it! I think this could be another Nicole Kidman case where the best, career-wise, is yet to come for Jess!
Dion

Dear Depends:
If you're putting Justin Timberlake the actor versus Jessica Biel the actress, then you stand correct. I wouldn't count Ms. Biel out. But come on, no one can beat J.T. when he's at the top of his game, aka singing.

Dear Ted:
I have two guesses for King Schlong. One is Sean Penn, because something about the name sounds right, and the other is Ryan Gosling because, oh my, can't finish this letter at work.
Kiki

Dear Blind Sided:
Penn is quite a good guess.

Dear Ted:
I'm getting so annoyed with this Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo lovefest I keep reading about in all the tabloids. I remember three years ago Nick was caught with Matt Leinart and some coeds in a hot tub. Vanessa never made a fuss. Is this the true nature of their happiness? Nick does what he wants and Vanessa gets a place to live and tabloid stardom? There is no way their relationship is as perfect as they are trying to project. Find some dirt on these two instead of Jessica Simpson all the time.
M

Dear Bad Guys:
Hate to break it to ya, M, but the reason there isn't a lot of dirt on these two is that they really are quite boring. Boring in Hollywood, means semi-normal. Actually think Nick and Vanessa have what it takes to last. Much more than Jessica and her fiancé, trust.

Dear Ted:
Just how stupid does Charlie Sheen think we are. He's acting! And making a fortune at the same time.
K

Dear Played:
Until the world stops paying attention, or buying all of his tickets to his shows, this charade will keep on going. Think Robert Downey Jr. will support him, too?

Dear Ted:
It seems like Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are done for good this time. Did their split have anything to do with J.T.'s Vice, and if so, how long did Jess know about it?
Anna

Dear Rock of Love:
Yeah, Jess knew about Justin's Vice. And he knew about hers. They just weren't right together, but I'm super stoked to see whom they move on with. I always liked these babes more when they were apart!