The man has conquered Twitter, Ustream and the sitcom world—and keeps winning! So it's no surprise that Charlie Sheen would also be, duh, not losing, when it comes to ticket sales for his comedy tour, "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option" (yeesh!).
Sorry to break the news folks, but if you didn't snag tickets for his live show yet, you're S.O.L. They're sold out!