It appears Charlie Sheen is down one goddess.
"Update: Sober Valley Lodge; Rachel has left the building...We're sad.... Over it... Applications now being accepted! #winner," the suspended Two and a Half Men star tweeted a little after midnight, referring to porn star Bree Olson, whose real name is Rachel Oberlin.
The über-communicator is indeed still on top of the world, having realized he's made his mark in the other good book.