Bitch-Back! Who's Courting Jennifer Aniston?

Is Jen interested in Gerard Butler or Jake Gyllenhaal?

Dear Ted:
I was so hoping Gerard Butler was going to be at Jennifer Aniston's 42nd birthday party. They are so good together, but it isn't going to happen between them, ever, is it?
—Heidi

Dear Hotmance:
Jen and Gerry equally got what they wanted from their brief fling, relationship, or whatever. Agreed, they were pretty smoldering together, but they both knew they weren't long-term dating material. I'll be surprised if either of them ties the knot, actually.

Dear Ted:
King Schlong's girl on the side sure gets around; in fact, she sounds like a Tinseltown bike, if you know what I mean. With so many notches on her belt, surely she'd be more than Vice-worthy. My question to you then is: Has our L.A. party honey had her own B.V. before and simply slipped down to a bit part for this one, or is she a new gal on the B.V. block and we have yet to hear of her Vices fully loaded?
—Lucy

Dear Side Dish:
Nope, King's fling doesn't have her own B.V. She actually owns her sluttiness, so it's not like she's trying to hide it. That's actually what she's famous for! She was a tabloid fixture at the end of last year. Think about it.

Dear Ted:
I am a big fan of Gossip Girl. I read so many stories from people who've been on the set of G.G. saying Blake Lively acts like a diva now. She thinks she's a big star and barely talks to anyone on set. Do your sources say the same thing?
—S

Dear Small Time:
Blake's not alone here, though. Plenty of her costars feel like they've grown out of their CW roles. Expect Leighton Meester, Penn Bagley & Co. to all happily hit it when their contracts are up.

Dear Ted:
Are the Jake Gyllenhaal and Jennifer Aniston hookup rumors true?
—M

Dear Date Night:
Jeez, can't two friends ever go get dinner anymore? These two have been pals since The Good Girl days and nothing more. Trust!

Dear Ted:
I have two things to say, a question and a statement: My question is: You mentioned a while back that the egos on the set of The Office are huge. Being a die-hard Office fan, I was wondering if you could let me know which castmembers have the egos? Please don't let it be John Krasinski or Jenna Fischer! Second thing, I just wanted to say that you are fabulous!
—Amanda

Dear Stay in School:
One does. And thanks!

Dear Ted:
Just read that James Franco's younger brother Dave is starring in a new movie. I have to say, hotness definitely runs in that family. What's the word on Dave? Is he as quirky as James or are the siblings total opposites?
—Dedicated Franco-phile

Dear All in the Family:
Totally! The similarities don't stop at their looks. The more Francos in this Biz the better, I say.

Dear Ted:
In Touch says Robsten are over, and Keira Knightley is the reason! Please say it ain't so!
—Autumn

Dear Yeah Right:
I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer.

Dear Ted:
Has Terry Tush-Trade's also-famous significant other ever bedded Ed Westwick?
—Statcat

Dear Random:
Uh...not that I've heard.

Dear Ted:
Please tell me Vicky Vamp-Void is not Nicole Richie. Love her and would hate to think she's back down that road again.
—Y

Dear 180:
Fabulous guess, but definitely not. Nicole is totally happy with her life; she's one of the few celebs who really did a complete turnaround. That's because she was really ready for it. Vicky was not.

Dear Ted:
I was wondering about Matt Lanter. I don't see much about him here, but I, for one, think he's pretty hot. Is he one of your Blind Vice subjects, and if not, does he have any Vices worth dishing about? I was lucky enough to meet him last summer, and both in person and interviews, he seems like a really nice guy.
—Rhindon

Dear 9021-Ho:
You've picked a good one, R! No Vices that you'll find in our blolum, and he really is a good guy. He stays out of the Hollywood scene for the most part, which you know is a good sign.

Dear Ted:
Regarding Jennifer Aniston's supporting role in a few Blind Vices: Was she given a nickname?  Was it the same nickname for all of these supporting roles, or more than one since it wasn't a starring role?
—C.L.

Dear Friendly Friend:
In order you asked, yes, yes, two.