90210 returned from its mid-season break last night in top 90210-y form. When we last left the show, Annie was about to sleep with Liam, even though she was dating his lesbian-looking brother. Let's see what happened...

In the real world, yes. But in the world of serialized teenage melodramas, it's right on nearly all levels. The only levels it's missing are the ones where their lusty rendezvous is secretly videotaped by Liam and then broadcast to the entire school, and the one where it's revealed that Liam is actually Annie's brother, and Annie actually has a penis. Actually, no, two penises. But those are season finale levels. So don't worry, we'll get there.

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