American Idol Judges

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Now that our country has tired of worshipping Lee DeWyze (is he working back at the paint store yet?), the good folks at American Idol have revved up another search for an even better idol. If that's indeed possible.

All we know is, with Steven Tyler and Jenifer Lopez on deck, the bar has been raised. No more comedians and unknown music-biz types, and no more petty squabbling. In fact, as one contestant breaks down at the mere sight of Lopez, it's good to see that Steve and Rand are already bonding.




You like women's asses, too? We're gonna get along fine, boy, just fine!

And learn how to high five, by the way.

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