The devastating breakup news is spreading: Bret Michaels and Ambre Lake, his season-two Rock of Love GF, apparently had more rock than love, but it’s tough when you’re dating “a touring rock star,” said Ambre. Especially if that rock star is Michaels, whose grueling 11-date schedule over the next four months will bring him to two county fairs and an Indian casino. Move over, Flock of Seagulls!
But Ambre’s loss could be your gain. If you have what it takes to have sex on a moving bus, you just might be exactly what Bret's looking for. The B.M. express is hitting eight cities this month to recruit talent for his 2009 season, which will have his ladies digging into “crazy, fun, over-the-top challenges,” like the Truck Stop Olympics and a barbecue cook-off beneath the world’s largest thermometer, which hopefully is not of the rectal variety. Above is a taste of lyricist extraordinaire Michaels doing "Every Rose Has Its Thorn," a ballad that could only have been written by a man who's been pricked repeatedly.