Contestant Aishlynn's Mom Lorena has a problem: It's the day of the pageant and Aishlynn is tired. So she does what any sensible pageant Mom worth her weight in the faded dreams of her youth which she's trying to recapture at the expense of her child would do: dump sugar down her kid's throat.
Sure it's cute now. But everyone knows Pixy Stix are the gateway candy to Pop Rocks. Then before you know it, she's digging through dumpsters licking empty soda cans just to take the edge off. And from there it's only a matter of time until she becomes, well...this. The horror...