Hey, you know what's fun? Listening to an old man talk about having sex. And you know what's even more fun? Listening to an old man talk about having sex with a girl who's barely old enough to drink away the memories of having sex with said old man. So what do you say we have some fun with Hugh Hefner and his new fiancée Crystal Harris? Roll the creepiness, Entertainment Tonight.  

It's the climax. The happy ending. The point in my life where I ejaculate. Sperm. Out of my wrinkly, old, shriveled up member. Sorry, I feel I'm not being clear. Let me show you what I mean...

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