Courteney Cox, David Arquette

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It's our final round, so we'll leave ya with a no brainer. David Arquette and Courteney Cox took everyone—including us—by surprise when they announced their separation a few months ago. Thanks to David's many interviews with Howard Stern we pretty much have a play-by-play of what's been going down, post-breakup, so we have a strong inkling who will win this round.

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David Arquette: He admitted to Stern (among other things) that he had sex "once, maybe twice" with a woman post-separation. This classy lady (who also bedded Jersey Shore's Vinny) turned out to be Jasmine Waltz. David has since become a staple at every Hollywood bash in town, booze and babes always in tow. Even though David said he's not having a nervous breakdown, we would say he's definitely going through a major midlife crisis!

Courteney Cox: There were rumors that Court was getting snuggly off screen with her Cougar Town costar Brian Van Holt, but David said he believes Courteney, who has denied it. However, whether she had an emotional affair has been debated in the tabloids. David did admit Court has an emotional bond with Holt. But, on the third domestic hand, if David started all this…

Ho, Ho, Ho Awards: Round 11
Who was the bigger ho post-breakup?
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