Blind Vice Straight Sex

Praise the lord for Me-Me Dallas!!! She is hands-down one of our favorite Vicers in history.

Just because Tobey Yum-Yum isn't frequenting Ms. Dallas' trailer too much anymore does not mean she's passing time on sets solo.

Oh hell no.

We just got word that Me-Me was caught (or rather, overheard) sexing up a major superstar recently…

Let's call him Wilby Whiskers.

Me-Me and Wil are acquaintances. They aren't super tight, but have tons of mutual friends and cross paths professionally.

Now, we had no idea just how close these two were until recently.

Yep, you guessed it! You can add "hump-buddies" to each star's versatile resume.

We all know Me-Me gives special private tours (for two) of her trailer on set, and it seems that Wilby Whiskers extends the same courtesy!

While working together a little while back, people heard very loud, moaning rumblings coming from W.W.'s trailer. Everyone knew Ms. Dallas was in there with him so the following scenario managed to still shock a few people:

"He came out, all disheveled, fixing his pants and shirt," an eyewitness tells us. "Everyone knew what had just happened, but we were all stunned."

"He actually came out of his bedroom compartment and deposited his used condom in a trash can—in front of folks."

Me-Me made her not-so-stealth exit moments later.

Damn dude, nervy, not to mention tacky as hell!

This is so wrong, yet so right.

Me-Me, you should really thank us. Not because we're hiding your sexcapades (don't think you shock too many people anymore) but because we won't reveal that you bedded W.W.

Seriously, his worshipers would murder you.

And it Ain't:
Nikki Reed & Robert Pattinson, Julia Stiles & Michael C. Hall, Selena Gomez & Cory Monteith

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