Why haven't you talked about Miley Cyrus smoking something (Salvia?) out of a bong in those pictures! I'm a big fan, but it seems lately that she's gone a bit off the rails. As much as I want to support her, I'm concerned that by not acknowledging the dangerousness of her behavior, we are allowing her to go the Lindsay Lohan route. If this is what we do get to see, imagine what's going on behind closed doors. Thoughts?
Dear Up in Salvia:
Calm down, Caroline. Sure, Miley is acting a bit wild these days—she's a ex-Disney gal, after all; it's par for the course—but she's not doing anything too terrible. Even in her Vices. Promise! So she hit the bong to celebrate her big day? That does not a LiLo make. If anything, Miley's horrible bong skills make her seem more innocent. Clearly she hasn't done it before.
The only fabulous, perfectly coiffed female media mogul my two rescue dogs can think of in conjunction with the words "butch" and "butter" is Martha Stewart. I think they might be on to something because who else would always have a knife handy for cutting some "bitch"? Hugs from me and big, sloppy kisses from the dogs.