Vince Neil

ABC/ADAM TAYLOR

Vince Neil is many things. Screeching glam rock vocalist, party enthusiast, actor (what, you didn't see Police Academy 6: City Under Siege?).

But sadly none of those things ready a man for a minute and a half with a pair of skates and a slab of ice:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Which makes it somehow perfect that the tubby Mötley Crüe-man is waging a war with frozen water and gravity—and losing. Of course, lack of grace and skill hasn't hindered Bristol Palin.

"Skating is a lot harder than I remembered," the man says.

Uh, yeah, Vince. Maybe you should see if they'll just let you drive the Zamboni instead.

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