Let's stop with this Twi-hard stuff for a moment and focus on a real hot guy: Daniel Craig! Hottie, definite heartbreaker, but home-wrecker? Have you heard anything about his supposed hookup with Rachel Weisz? I know you said his Blind Vice was sex, sex, sex, but was it perhaps sex, sex, sex recently or past? Sorry for my mature tastes, but I'd much rather imagine sex with James Bond than Edward Cullen. My five shelter kitties and shelter dog would appreciate it!
Dear Private Eye:
I'm sorry, your brood would appreciate you having sex with Daniel Craig or finding out if Rachel did? I'm confused. Regardless, hon, if you want to drool over James Bond, you certainly have come to the right place. He's one of the manlier men in this town, which is filled with Toothy Tile's who don't seem to know their penises from their checkbooks. Craig rarely gets the two confused. As for Rachel and Daniel, they're both saying not true, which is a huge shame.
You've said before that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have taken a break in favor of their careers. I just wanted to hazard a guess as to when this happened...I say it was between filming New Moon and Eclipse. Pretty early in their relationship, and they both had to be on opposite ends of the country, superbusy schedules. Plus, they knew that they would see each other again at the end of the summer. Why not hit pause and focus on your career? As long as everyone is on the same page there's no harm done. Am I close?