For those who favor their creepy children's competiton shows with a bit more grit and venom than what Toddlers and Tiaras offers, saddle up for the Discovery channel's latest offering, Texas Rodeo Tykes, which the show's website describes thusly: "Follow these young cowboys and cowgirl as they lead nomadic lives on the road, spare no financial and emotional expense and take part in the fiercely competitive and dangerous world of Jr. Rodeo." And they can't do it on an empty stomach.

Plus, it's so dang much fun to watch them calf eyeballs roll back in horror when ya slice them cute lil' nuts off! Golleee! Ain't this young'un a humdinger?!

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