Joan Rivers

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So much fashion, so little time. Like a case of herpes, Hollywood is the gift that keeps on giving.

You hear Madonna got down on her knees this week? I know, that's not news. But she got paid. Still not news, it was for an ad campaign for Dolce & Gabbana. They are acting like this is news. We saw her on the ground in the "Burning Up" video. Put a mustache on her and it's like 25 years ago.

See, I have so much to say, I can't get through it all in 30 minutes—so click through to catch the jokes that made the cutting room floor.

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