And so it begins.
Obviously looking to somehow make this post-Gosselin season its most talked about ever, Dancing With the Stars trotted out 12 new spring ballroom chickens Monday, the behind-the-scenes strategery already apparent—guess who danced last?—and the gimmicks as glaring as ever.
But you know what? After a few initial eye rolls, we are hooked!
Find out who tanked, who rocked our world and why the heckster Bristol Palin was wearing that hideous, matronly suit: