The Apprentice is back for its 10th season, with a twist. Instead of 16 egomaniacs who left high-paying corporate jobs for a shot at working for Donald Trump, we've got 16 slightly humbled egomaniacs who have been struggling to either find work or keep their own businesses afloat in these tough economic times.
One would think they'd be able to keep their eyes on the prize, what with the fire of unemployment raging under their collective behinds and all.
Nah, teams Octane (the gents) and Fortitude (the ladies) still bickered like goobers and wasted time worrying about curtain fabric and potted plants when their task was to design an ultramodern SoHo office space in barely 24 hours.
And that's just the guys!