If you're like us, you've spent your week immersed in Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever, the Mein Kampf of teen sensation autobiographies. But now that you've turned that final page and are killing time waiting for the miniseries version of the book, Leave It to Bieber, take a moment to delight in what you missed in the world of Soup.
1. The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Danielle Staub gets no respect. Certainly not from herself, nor clearly from the rest of the housewives. But then again, how much respect can you give to a Garden Stater who confuses Tony Soprano's wife with a candy bar?