Robert Downey Jr., let's backtrack for a second. You've got three incredibly high-grossing action flicks under your belt. You nabbed a ton of award noms, and even won a few. You're getting hotter by the minute, and you've had arguably the best career comeback since that fat kid in Rudy sacked the quarterback.
So then why, oh why, Robert, are you coming into our lives looking like...this?!