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Wow, did you hear what Mel Gibson said to that poor Russian lady? He was mad about a Jacuzzi then he told her do to dirty things to his junk. I don't think he can make movies after saying those things. That's why I am offering myself as his replacement. I can play a Scottish man in a skirt or a police detective that has a black friend. I'm versatile.