Tater Top Awards 2010 Winners: The Vampire Diaries, House and Glee Score Big!

More than half a million couch potatoes voted for E! Online's annual fan fave awards

Finally, Tina Fey is getting her due props!

Oh sorry, what's that you say? Her awards accolades have already multiplied like bunnies hopped up on little blue pills?

Well then, how about some awards respect for the likes of Ian Somerhalder, Nina Dobrev, Legend of the Seeker, Lisa Edelstein, Tom Welling, Heather Morris and her "gay shark" and more?

The results are in for E! Online's annual Tater Top Awards—the only awards chosen solely by you, the die-hard TV fans/couch potatoes. More than half a million of you voted...here are your winners:

FAVORITE FUNNYGIRL

Winner: Tina Fey, 30 Rock (34.5%)
Jane Lynch, Glee (31.9%)
Heather Morris, Glee (10.3%)
Kaley Cuoco, The Big Bang Theory (6.4%)
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family (4.1%)
Jenna Fischer, The Office (2.9%)
Julie Bowen, Modern Family (2.6%)
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation (2.4%)
Alison Brie, Community (2.0%)
Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds (1.7%)
Merritt Wever, Nurse Jackie (1.0%)

FAVORITE FUNNYGUY

Winner: Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory (38.1%)
Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother (20.7%)
Zachary Levi, Chuck (12.6%)
Ty Burrell, Modern Family (7.2%)
Joel McHale, Community (5.2%)
Steve Carell, The Office (5.0%)
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock (4.9%)
John Krasinski, The Office (4.1%)
Aziz Ansari, Parks and Recreation (1.3%)
Nick Offerman, Parks and Recreation (0.9%)

DRAMA KING

Winner: Hugh Laurie, House (66.3%)
Jensen Ackles, Supernatural (15.0%)
Tom Welling, Smallville (6.3%)
Matthew Fox, Lost (3.1%)
Ed Westwick, Gossip Girl (2.2%)
Kevin McKidd, Grey's Anatomy (2.0%)
Michael C. Hall, Dexter (1.4%)
Terry O'Quinn, Lost (1.2%)
Zach Gilford, Friday Night Lights (1.1%)
Jon Hamm, Mad Men (0.7%)
Kyle Chandler, Friday Night Lights (0.7%) 

DRAMA MAMA

Winner: Lisa Edelstein, House (73.4%)
Lea Michele, Glee (7.2%)
Sandra Oh, Grey's Anatomy (4.2%)
Leighton Meester, Gossip Girl (4.0%)
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife (2.3%)
Connie Britton, Friday Night Lights (2.0%)
Stana Katic, Castle (1.8%)
Lauren Graham, Parenthood (1.7%)
Toni Collette, United States of Tara (1.5%)
Jennifer Carpenter, Dexter (1.3%)
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie (0.8%) 

BEST COUPLE

Winner: Cuddy & House, House (53.0%)
Lois & Clark, Smallville (34.0%)
Chloe & Oliver, Smallville (3.1%)
Brennan & Booth, Bones (2.7%)
Rachel & Finn, Glee (2.1%)
Sarah & Chuck, Chuck (1.8%)
Emma & Will, Glee (0.9%)
Cristina & Owen, Grey's Anatomy (0.8%)
Pam & Jim, The Office (0.7%)
Cameron & Mitchell, Modern Family (0.6%)
Tara & Jax, Sons of Anarchy (0.3%) 

ODDEST COUPLE

Winner: Sue & Will, Glee (22.0%)
Mercedes & Puck, Glee (16.8%)
Lexie & Alex, Grey's Anatomy (13.2%)
Lisa & Dean, Supernatural (12.2%)
Vanessa & Dan, Gossip Girl (12.0%)
Annie & Jeff, Community (11.9%)
Robin & Don, How I Met Your Mother (11.9%)

LOVE TRIANGLE YOU'RE SO OVER 

Winner: Cristina/Owen/Teddy, Grey's Anatomy (30.0%)
Emma/Will/Terri, Glee (22.2%)
Stefan/Elena/Damon, The Vampire Diaries (21.1%)
Finn/Rachel/Jesse, Glee (13.8%)
Eric/Sookie/Bill, True Blood (13.0%) 

BEST FIGHT

Winner: Clark vs. Zod, Smallville (40.3%)
Jack vs. Man in Black, Lost (20.1%)
Mitchell vs. The Bird, Modern Family (12.8%)
Jason vs. The Newlins, True Blood (10.0%)
Chuck vs. Shaw, Chuck (9.6%)
Olivia vs. Fauxlivia, Fringe (7.2%) 

BEST KISS

Winner: Cuddy & House, House (63.7%)
Lois & Clark in "Salvation" Smallville (14.2%)
Elena/Katherine & Damon, The Vampire Diaries (8.8%)
Brennan & Booth in the 100th episode, Bones (3.4%)
Kate & Jack, Lost (2.7%)
Rachel & Finn, Glee (2.4%)
Emma & Will, Glee (1.6%)
Rachel & Puck, Glee (1.2%)
Cristina & Owen, Grey's Anatomy (1.1%)
Annie & Jeff, Community (0.9%) 

BEST SHOCKER 

Winner: Katherine/Elena Switch, The Vampire Diaries (35.9%)
Entire Finale, Grey's Anatomy (28.0%)
Brennan doesn't want to be with Booth in 100th episode, Bones (24.8%)
Entire finale, Lost (15.1%)
Rita's death, Dexter (14.5%)
Olivia trapped in the alterna-world, Fringe (6.4%) 

MOMENT THAT MADE YOU WANT TO THROW OUT YOUR TV

Winner: Chuck sleeps with Jenny, Gossip Girl (28.5%)
Jesse eggs Rachel in the parking lot, Glee (25.5%)
Brennan doesn't want to be with Booth in 100th episode, Bones (24.8%)
Lexie says "I love you" to Alex in front of Mark, Grey's Anatomy (11.1%)
All Owen and Teddy scenes, Grey's Anatomy (7.7%)
Cate marries Ryan, Life Unexpected (2.5%) 

BEST BADDIE

Winner: Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries (55.1%)
Man in Black/Fake Locke, Lost (16.0%)
Trinity Killer/Arthur Mitchell, Dexter (13.1%)
Eric Northman, True Blood (13.0%)
Maryann, True Blood (2.7%) 

BEST BITCH

Winner: Katherine, The Vampire Diaries (40.6%)
Sue Sylvester, Glee (36.7%)
Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl (14.1%)
Eloise Hawking [Widmore], Lost (3.7%)
Gemma Teller Morrow, Sons of Anarchy (3.5%)
Dr. O'Hara, Nurse Jackie (1.4%) 

SHOW YOU'LL MISS THE MOST

Winner: Legend of the Seeker (42.1%)
24 (21.5%)
Lost (21.3%)
Ugly Betty (8.8%)
10 Things I Hate About You (4.1%)
Flight of the Conchords (2.2%) 

STAR YOU'LL MISS THE MOST

Winner: Kiefer Sutherland (39.7%)
Terry O'Quinn (15.3%)
Jonathan Groff (14.8%)
America Ferrera (12.0%)
Simon Cowell (10.9%)
Zachary Quinto (7.2%) 

STEAMIEST MOMENT

Winner: Lois & Clark's future sex, Smallville (39.5%)
Damon & Elena/Katherine kiss, The Vampire Diaries (15.4%)
Sookie's sexy dream about Eric, True Blood (13.3%)
"Like A Virgin" sequence, Glee (12.3%)
Cristina & Owen in 6x13, Grey's Anatomy (8.8%)
McSteamy proposes threesome in a cloud of steam, Grey's Anatomy (5.0%)
Sam's sexy dream about Bill, True Blood (3.0%)
Tara knocks out porn star, then pounces on Jax in a bathroom, Sons of Anarchy (2.8%) 

BIGGEST TEARJERKER

Winner: Dean allowing Lucifer/Sam to beat him up out of love for his brother, Supernatural (20.7%)
The entire finale, Grey's Anatomy (17.7%)
"To Sir With Love," Glee (13.1%)
All couples reconnecting/remembering each other in the finale, Lost (12.4%)
Sun & Jin's death, Lost (11.7%)
Jack's death while Vincent stays by his side, Lost (11.3%)
Zach Gilford in "The Son," Friday Night Lights (7.0%)
Rita's death, Dexter (4.8%)
Jax's son is kidnapped, Sons of Anarchy (1.4%) 

MOST HEARTBREAKING CANCELLATION

Winner: Legend of the Seeker (47.3%)
FlashForward (41.3%)
Ugly Betty (3.3%)
10 Things I Hate About You (1.7%)
Dollhouse (1.6%)
24 (1.5%)
Heroes (1.5%)
Better Off Ted (1.1%)
Party Down (0.7%)

NEW FALL SHOW YOU'RE MOST EXCITED ABOUT

Winner: Hawaii Five-0 (31.6%)
Hellcats (22.7%)
The Event (16.1%)
Mr. Sunshine (10.2%)
No Ordinary Family (9.9%)
Undercovers (9.5%) 

SHOW YOU CANNOT BELIEVE IS STILL ON THE AIR

Winner: The Bachelor/The Bachelorette (28.5%)
One Tree Hill (15.6%)
Two and a Half Men (12.4%)
America's Next Top Model (10.6%)
The Secret Life of the American Teenager (10.0%)
Smallville (10.0%)
90210 (10.0%)
Gossip Girl (2.9%) 

GUILTIEST PLEASURE

Winner: Gossip Girl (30.4%)
Keeping Up With the Kardashians (16.5%)
One Tree Hill (14.5%)
The Real Housewives of... (11.9%)
Jersey Shore (10.6%)
90210 (10.1%)
The Hills (5.9%) 

BEST GUEST STAR

Winner: Summer Glau, Dollhouse (38.7%)
Kristin Chenoweth, Glee (12.0%)
Jonathan Groff, Glee (11.6%)
Neil Patrick Harris, Glee (10.5%)
Demi Lovato, Grey's Anatomy (9.6%)
John Lithgow, Dexter (5.6%)
Zooey Deschanel, Bones (4.8%)
Mark Pellegrino, Supernatural (2.7%)
Matt Damon, 30 Rock (2.5%)
Kathy Bates, The Office (1.8%)
Malese Jow, The Vampire Diaries (0.0%) 

BEST NEW SHOW

Winner: The Vampire Diaries (49.9%)
Glee (32.3%)
Modern Family (8.1%)
Community (3.0%)
Justified (2.8%)
Parenthood (2.3%)
Life Unexpected (1.7%) 

BREAKOUT STAR, MALE

Winner: Ian Somerhalder, The Vampire Diaries (34.6%)
Cory Monteith, Glee (19.6%)
Matthew Morrison, Glee (11.5%)
Jesse Williams, Grey's Anatomy (9.1%)
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family (7.3%)
Ty Burrell, Modern Family (5.8%)
Paul Wesley, The Vampire Diaries (4.4%)
Danny Pudi, Community (3.4%)
Chris Colfer, Glee (2.4%)
Donald Glover, Community (1.9%)

BREAKOUT STAR, FEMALE

Winner: Nina Dobrev, The Vampire Diaries (34.0%)
Lea Michele, Glee (33.9%)
Jane Lynch, Glee (11.1%)
Heather Morris, Glee (6.0%)
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family (5.5%)
Brittany Robertson, Life Unexpected (3.3%)
Ellie Kemper, The Office (3.0%)
Alison Brie, Community (2.3%)
Yvette Nicole Brown, Community (0.8%) 

FAVORITE REALITY SHOW

Winner: So You Think You Can Dance (27.4%)
Dancing With the Stars (10.7%)
Project Runway (9.8%)
The Amazing Race (9.8%)
Top Chef (9.0%)
The Real Housewives of... (8.8%)
American Idol (8.8%)
Keeping Up with the Kardashians (8.0%)
Survivor (7.5%)  

FAVORITE REALITY STAR

Winner: Kathy Griffin (18.7%)
Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett (16.5%)
Kim Kardashian (15.6%)
Bethenny Frankel (13.5%)
Boston Rob (12.1%)
Kristin Cavallari (7.9%)
Snooki (7.4%)
Ali Fedotowsky (6.0%)
Russell Hantz (2.3%) 

BEST LINE IN A COMEDY

Winner: "Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?" —Brittany, Glee (39.3%)
"Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou." —Sue Sylvester, Glee (32.0%)
"WTF...Why the face?" —Phil, Modern Family (15.6%)
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard." —Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation (7.9%)
"Donde esta la biblioteca..." —Abed & Troy's Spanish rap, Community (5.2%) 

BEST LINE IN A DRAMA

Winner: "Lois, I died when you left." —Clark, Smallville (32.4%)
"I do believe in killing the messenger. You know why? Because it sends a message." —Damon, The Vampire Diaries (28.0%)
"That is the woman I love. You shoot her, you touch her, I will kill you." —Owen, Grey's Anatomy (13.6%)
"It only ends once. Everything else is just progress." —Jacob, Lost (6.5%)
"Don't cry on my ass." —Cristina, Grey's Anatomy (5.8%)
"Sorry you had to see me like that." —Man in Black/Smoke Monster, Lost (4.9%)
"Hey, Assbutt." —Castiel, Supernatural (4.1%)
"I'll never leave you, Sammy." —Dean, Supernatural (2.4%)
"That's how Jacob ran things. Maybe there's another way. A better way." —Ben Linus to Hurley, Lost (2.3%)

BEST COMEDY

Winner: Glee (34.0%)
Modern Family (20.5%)
Chuck (11.2%)
The Big Bang Theory (8.3%)
Cougar Town (6.4%)
30 Rock (5.4%)
Community (4.9%)
The Office (3.2%)
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2.7%)
Parks and Recreation (1.9%)
How I Met Your Mother (1.5%) 

BEST DRAMA

Winner: House (44.9%)
Lost (12.5%)
Grey's Anatomy (9.7%)
True Blood (6.4%)
Supernatural (5.3%)
The Vampire Diaries (3.8%)
Dexter (3.7%)
Friday Night Lights (3.5%)
Smallville (2.8%)
Bones (2.5%)
Mad Men (2.0%)
Sons of Anarchy (1.3%)
Fringe (1.0%)
Damages (0.5%)
The Good Wife (0.2%) 

Congratulations to all the winners!

We'll be handing out bona fide Golden Tater trophies to all the winners in the coming weeks, so they know just much—and how many—of you fans care.

I'll also be rendezvousing with quite a few of the winners above in the next few days at Comic-Con 2010 in San Diego, so check back for frequent updates, video, photos, droolings, and more. And if there's anything in partick you'd like to know, tweet me at @kristindsantos.