It turns out Charlie Sheen does know a good thing when it's right in front him.
Such as a pile of money.
After much ballyhoo about the fate of Two and a Half Men if its star chauvinist opted to leave after this season, Sheen has opted to sign up for another two years of the top-rated sitcom.
"To put a fitting end on the two and one-half months of whirlwind speculation, I'm looking forward to returning to my CBS home on Monday nights," Sheen said in a statement Monday. "I want to thank [CBS Corp. prez] Les Moonves for his support."
Not to mention the zeros.
Sheen, who's already been the highest-paid sitcom actor for some time, was said to be asking for close to $2 million per episode.