First thing's first, Twi-hards: It's Robert Pattinson's birthday! And while the federal government has, for some reason, failed to declare it a national holiday, Oprah Winfrey has picked up the slack, kicking off this day of tween jubilation by devoting an entire hour to R.Pattz, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and Dakota Fanning.
And, you know, this little thing called The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Perhaps you've heard of it?
But movie news is taking a massive backseat to the personal beans that were spilled up on Oprah's stage today. You've wanted it, we've wanted it. Their publicists didn't want it, but really, who cares about them?
Without further ado, straight from the mouths of the babes themselves, is official word on the state of Robsten: