Whose Crazy Boots Have People Talking?

Can you guess which celeb dared to step out with such funky footwear?

Oh, it started off so well, too. Not a hair out of place. A simple yet stylish top complementing a similar-colored skirt.

And then it happened. 

Our eyes panned down (too far down, perhaps!) to reveal this star's decision to don these quirky open-toed Balenciaga shoes.   

Think you know who's gone terribly tribal? Find out after the jump…

It's Salma Hayek, giving us her best Peruvian-chic-meets-Parisian-streetwalker look at Christie's Green Auction in New York.

We'll just assume nobody tried to bid on the boots.