Will the creators of South Park have to go into hiding now that they have insulted Muslims?
—Love, via the Answer B!tch inbox
If you're asking whether South Park creators Matt Stone or Trey Parker have Salman Rushdie-style targets on their backs that will require them to flee to some stylish European getaway for the next decade, the answer is probably not.
Yes, there was a recent episode that featured Tom Cruise demanding the town of South Park produce the prophet Muhammad, who then arrives in a bear costume. Yes, there was also a shady warning directed at the South Park guys that looked pretty cowardly, and it went like this: