She miraculously survived another week on Dancing With the Stars. She wants fans to know she's "so appreciative" (and not nearly as full of backstage drama as the gossips would have you believe).
She doesn't hate Jon, or at least not that she'll admit to; not only is she aware that her kids will inevitably catch wind of what she says, but her parenting skills are under enough scrutiny as it is.
She sees cohosting in her future. She wants Ryan Seacrest to know
she's not after his job. Well, let's just say "Seacrest out!" may soon be her catchprase, too.