As Elvis night played out, the King was no doubt relaxing in rock heaven—where drugs are free, fun and healthy—enjoying the gang of American Idol hopefuls attempting to pull off some classic Presley sneer and swagger.  

And there were two major events worth noting: Lee "1,000 Mile Stare" Dewyze was inspired to actually show a little more emotion during his throaty airing of "A Little Less Conversation," and Simon switched from caressing his nipple to fingering his bicep hair while mulling over his next verbal attack.

Said onslaught saw the sassy Brit biting back at Kara's urging Lee to be more "playful," asking what the hell she wanted, for him to skip around the stage?

Indeed. Leave that to Tim Urban.

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