Only two weeks in and there have been death threats, broken toes, aching muscles, exhaustion, boiling tempers. And that's just what went down between Kate Gosselin and Shannen Doherty after last week's elimination!
Totally kidding about that last part, but we aren't exaggerating when it comes to all the obstacles strewn across the contestants' path to glory on this season's Dancing With the Stars.
Let's just say, the celebs had a lot to overcome as they attempted to tell a story through dance Monday. So which ones spun a good yarn—or totally disturbed the judges—while cutting a rug?