There comes a time in every boy's life when he must become a man.

When he must shed his fears, his shortcomings, his inadequacies and step up to confront the forces that deny his dignity, nay, his very macho essence.

For Ryan Seacrest, that moment has come.

Yes, the smiling, subservient American Idol host has finally shed his toady hair shirt and stepped up to imperious cad Simon Cowell. You can almost smell the Seacrest testosterone, flowing like a newly tapped gusher. 

But now that the testy Brit has been taught a lesson, is Joel "Nonstop Seacrest Dwarf Jokes" McHale next on his list?


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