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On his morning talk show, Howard Stern is hosting a beauty pageant for the mistresses of Tiger Woods. Stern claims that he has four of the girls confirmed to participate, and that the winner will walk away with $100,000.
According to TMZ, Rachel Uchitel is not able to participate due to the details of her settlement with Tiger. TMZ is also reporting that one of Rachel's friends…or perhaps they meant Rachel's one friend…is asking Howard Stern to allow a cardboard cutout of Rachel to stand in for her and be judged along with the other women.
He might as well allow it; from what we've learned, I have no doubt that Tiger Woods would pork a piece of cardboard.