Of all the ladies involved in the soap opera of pretending to want to marry Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka, Marcia Brady–like Tenley is the only one with actual nuptial experience.
Yet her union fell apart. She made mistakes. Now she's willing to 'fess up to prying Jake. It was all due to…bad greeting habits! But it won't happen again!
Is J.P. envisioning coming home after a hard day at the airplane to a lusty welcome from his contrite sweetie, all dolled up in a vinyl french maid outfit?
Um, probably not.