If you don't have anything nice to say, get yourself a live satellite link and say it right to the bad man's face.
Hey, it worked for Jimmy Kimmel, who took time out from perfecting his crack Jay Leno impression last night to appear with the Most Hated Man in Late Night on his soon-to-be-defunct show's 10@10 feature.
Which probably should've been renamed 10 Hilarious Insults That Everyone Was Already Thinking @10 for the purposes of this particular segment.
For instance, when asked for the best prank he ever pulled, Kimmel said, "I told a guy that five years from now, 'I'm gonna give you my show,' and then when the five years came, I gave it to him and then I took it back almost instantly.
"I think he works at Fox or something now."
And that was only question No. 5.