The only posh behavior on this American Idol premiere came from guest judge Victoria Beckham.
Thousands of aspiring popsters ranging from sublimely talented to excruciatingly bad poured into Foxboro's Gillette Stadium for the first day of season nine's so-called Boston auditions.
But among the anime freak, the Idol videogame champ, the guy dressed like the Burger King and the Chris Brown-Eagles hybrid, one wannabe stood out in particular.
Following in Bikini Girl's footsteps, it was Andrew Fenlon, an "unemployed musician" from Boston, who got Kara Dio Guardi's goat (which she really put out there for the snatching) on day one.
The fateful audition began with the irrepressible, irreplaceable Simon Cowell asking Andrew why he was there, to which the surly 25-year-old, admittedly ticked off after having to wait all day for his big break, replied, "I'm here auditioning for American Idol, should be fairly obvious at this point."
And it only got worse from there, with Kara ultimately telling the rude dude, "You need a spanking!"