Tiger Woods Porn Flick: You Knew It Was Coming

Golfer's scandal is being transformed into a pornographic work of fiction

By Erik Pedersen Dec 10, 2009 2:39 PMTags
Tiger WoodsREUTERS/Ashraf Mohammed

And now it's time for the porn.

Following the tabloid coverage, the late-night jokes, the animated re-creations and even a commentary or two on National Public Radio, the Tiger Woods scandal has officially reached the phase in which someone turns the story into an excuse for people to engage in sex on camera.

Porn actors, that is—not Tiger or any of the various alleged lady friends. This is fiction.

E! News has obtained a copy of the script for Tiger's Wood, which bills itself as the "official porn parody" of the non-golf exploits of the sports icon. The script riffs on the story and (presumably) makes up stuff where it might make things spicier.

How does it all turn out? Well, we wouldn't want to spoil it for you, but we're pretty sure you can guess how this Tiger tale ends.

—Reporting by Marcus Mulick


While you ponder whether that's an appealing movie pitch, check out our gallery of Tiger's Alleged Other Women.