Look what Kendra Wilkinson found under the tree this year!
The wee one was delivered via C-section, weighing a robust 9 pounds, 5 ounces. (He is a football player's son, after all.)
"We're happy and healthy and enjoying every second with little Hank," the proud parents exclusively tell E! News.
Hank, 27, and Kendra, 24, swapped vows in June in a glamorous ceremony at the Playboy Mansion, where the bride called home for four years—and where she met Hank (at the Playboy Scramble) in 2008.
Two of Kendra's bridesmaids and former Girls Next Door costars, big spender Bridget Marquardt and Peep Show star Holly Madison, have also been eagerly awaiting the arrival of their pal's little boy.
"I can't wait to meet little Hank!" Holly told E!. "I am so excited for Kendra and Hank. They are going to have the best holiday ever!"
"This is what I call a Christmas gift that will keep on giving (and taking...lol)!!!" Bridget said in an email to E! News. "I wish both of them and little Hank Jr. a lifetime of joy and happiness! The only things I wonder...Can I help plan the birthday parties and how will they top this gift next Christmas???"
Added Kendra's other onetime roommate, Hugh Hefner: "I send my love to Kendra, Hank and the baby on this memorable day."
And they'll take it.
After Hank was picked up by the Indianapolis Colts, the couple and their two dogs, Rascal and Martini, relocated from Philadelphia and are now living in the same gated community as Indiana Pacers star Jermaine O'Neal, though they plan on house-hunting in L.A. so that they can live there in the off-season.
"I never in my wildest dreams thought that little Hank would be born in Indianapolis," Kendra told the Indianapolis Star.
"People come up to me, but it's very different," she said of living in the decidedly low-key (lower than L.A., at least) capital city. "They're not all up in my grill. They're very caring. Everybody's been so helpful."
Not that living in a town full of kind strangers has changed the former Playmate's ribald sense of humor.
"I told Hank, 'Do you know what you're getting in your stocking this Christmas?'" she joked. "Not coal—well a little bit of that—but condoms. A whole lot of condoms. I want a little girl. In a couple of years."
Before we start poring over pics of Kendra's firstborn, check out how cute she was when she was a little girl.