Gilbert Carrasquillo/Getty Images If you need something more to be thankful for after the holiday weekend, here it is: You're probably not as big of a jerk as all the a-wipes in the gallery below. You're welcome!
You get not only an octodad, a pouting pummeler and a horny old man, but scads of other dubious dudes who will undoubtedly make you feel better about yourself.
And so, without further ado, check out these dudes à la douche.
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Here are a bunch of guys who definitely give us that not-so-fresh feeling: our What a Douche! gallery.