Update!

Levi Johnston Keeping His Johnson to Himself

Playgirl reveals that Sarah Palin's grandbaby daddy won't be showing the full monty after all

By Breanne L. Heldman Nov 17, 2009 1:59 PMTags
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UPDATE: The fine folks at Playgirl.com have offered this image of the hockey boy in the shower. No sticks, though—just hairy pits.

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Levi Johnston must be more bashful than we thought.

After all the hype, the father to Sarah Palin's grandson won't be giving Playgirl the full monty. What a tease!

"[Levi] did not give 'full frontal' as his manager Tank [Jones] reported he would," Daniel Nardicio, a spokesman for Playgirl, told the New York Daily News.

However, the rep does promise minor peeks at Bristol Palin's ex's goodies and that the overall, ahem, package is sure to please.

"We're thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them, but although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity."

So much for that "aspiring porn" career! Sounds like there may be one less thing to talk about at the Palin family Thanksgiving dinner table.

Poll

Hanging Question

Are you disappointed or relieved not to be seeing Levi Johnston's full Johnson?
Disappointed. The whole thing is funnier if he shows the whole thing
27.6%
Disappointed. Anything that makes Sarah Palin look bad makes me smile
28.5%
Relieved. Really, there's just no need
37.1%
Relieved. Now there's an excuse to do another photo shoot with the hockey hottie!
6.7%

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There was no nudity (or even a moon) on the New Moon red carpet, but everyone looked hot nonetheless.