"We can't keep them in the store. People keep coming in and stealing Rob and Taylor! And it's usually middle-aged women."
—A Nordstrom employee regarding the life-size New Moon cardboard cutouts of Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner, promoting a New Moon fashion line.
While we prefer the term vintage-aged women, this Nordstrom babe insists the experienced gals aren't swiping Rob and Taylor for their kids.
Hey, aren't these the same women defending R.Pattz over at Summit? Let the babes get a piece of Rob for all their hard work! Glad luscious Tay-Tay isn't left out, though. Should Taylor Swift be worried?
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