Megan Fox Swears We Will Never See Her Naked

Transformers' hottie says she won't be found in a sex tape or in some "private photos" scandal

With all these celebrity sex tapes (or naked tapes) and leaked private photos, it's pretty much like, yeah, every famous person has some naked footage.

Eventually it will leak onto the Internet, then their rep will freak out. Then blogs will make jokes the next time they see a photo of that celebrity, like "Vanessa Hudgens actually has clothes on."

It's just the way that news cycle goes. Over and over again.

But Megan Fox, whose whole career is based on her hotness and scantily clad photo shoots, swears to MTV News that we can forever count her out of all that nonsense, like sex tapes:

"Ugh, never! That's the last thing I want to see—what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

Or on-the-job nudity:

"I can't ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film. It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can't. I just can't."

And for once, her reasoning is logical, unlike her typical attention-seeking nonsense. She explains:

"That's the only thing I have left...People take everything from you when you're in this business. Your anonymity is stripped from you. They invade every part of your personal life, your relationships. Everything you say gets judged, everything you do gets judged. Literally all I have left are my private parts and I don't want to also share them with the world. I'd like to keep them private. That's why they're called that!"

Fair enough. Well said, Ms. Fox. Let us forever remember this declaration—we might need it again eventually...